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PostSubject: Board Shorts over wetsuit?   Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:05 am

Found this article.......

The first time I heard about the shorts-over-wetsuit debate was at a bar halfway to Cape Hatteras, North Carolina. I was a total kiteboarding newbie at the time and didn’t know a thing about any of it. I was having beers with a windsurfer and a kiteboarder, and they were talking about the pros and cons of each sport. Then the windsurfer says, “Yeah, kiting looks pretty fun, but what’s with the shorts over the wetsuit?”
And this is where the bull started flowing.
“Oh, that’s because we have to wait for the wind a bunch, so you end up sitting on the beach a lot. Don’t want to wreck your wetsuit.”
The windsurfer looked skeptical but left it alone. But I made a mental note of the topic and decided to find out for myself.
The truth is—and we all know this—us kiters are insecure about our packages. We’re insecure about our own packages, and we’re insecure about having to look at other dudes’ packages. Hell, if you really examine it, we’re insecure about looking at lady bits, too.
What makes covering ourselves up so lame is that the only other ones doing it are wakeboarders. The surfers aren’t doing it, the windsurfers aren’t doing it, divers aren’t doing it. Hell, boogie boarders aren’t even doing it. So why are we?
Are we really that ashamed of the size of our penises? Does accidentally looking at another dude’s package threaten our sexuality that much? Apparently, yes.
Over the years, I’ve tried both sides of the equation. In an effort to fit in, I threw shorts over my wetsuit, it’s true. Shorts were always one piece of gear I couldn’t go kiting without. They were more important than a pump, because someone else would always have a pump. Then I’d jump in the shower afterward and struggle to remove the wetsuit, forgetting that I had the shorts overtop of it. Then I’d jump in a hot tub with six other dudes (shorts on, of course).
And then, one day, I got over it. No, my package isn’t anything to be proud of. It looks tiny in a wetsuit. But I’m alright with it. It’s rare to see any single girls at the beach on the cold wetsuit days anyways—let’s face that fact right now. And if you’re a dude and you can’t stop looking at my package, then, shit, man, you’re the one with the issue (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
The worst part of this is that it’s sending the wrong message to non-kiters about kiting. It’s saying, “Hey, look at our sport. It’s cool, it’s fun, but we’re all a bit ashamed of our packages, and none of us are secure with our sexuality.”
And that, for lack of a better word, is pretty...
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PostSubject: Re: Board Shorts over wetsuit?   Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:34 pm

nice rant dude.i take it from that you have'nt got a pair of shorts i can borrow Laughing i thought that shorts was for the smooth crew of the kiting world with thier flashy boardys geek
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PostSubject: Re: Board Shorts over wetsuit?   Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:28 pm

I see where you're coming from, and this topic is always well debated whenever it comes up..........

There is always the ‘they protect you wetsuit’ side of the house, which I think carries some weight...... Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Board Shorts over wetsuit?   Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:04 pm

As I said at top.....I found the article, not my words! Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Board Shorts over wetsuit?   Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:15 pm

Laughing looks like someone unleashed the gimp Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Board Shorts over wetsuit?   Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:41 pm

sav wrote:
I see where you're coming from, and this topic is always well debated whenever it comes up..........

There is always the ‘they protect you wetsuit’ side of the house, which I think carries some weight...... Wink

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hahaha......... nice pic!
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PostSubject: Re: Board Shorts over wetsuit?   Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:53 pm

ha ha,
amazing article! (and awesome pic!) I've always wondered why kiters wear boardies over their wetsuits, now I know!
I'm reeeeally wondering what to do now - should I or should I not jump on the boardies over wettie bandwagon?
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PostSubject: Re: Board Shorts over wetsuit?   Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:34 pm

Nooooooooooo!


Well not if you then kite using a surfboard as opposed to a twin tip, just wrong!

Wake style is fine though Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Board Shorts over wetsuit?   Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:32 pm

Ha ha... That brings a whole new element into it - it's ok if you're riding a twintip but not if its a surfboard!! (I wasn't actually gonna!) I assumed the pic on the background of the forum was you so guessed you were a fully paid up member of the boardies brigade!

I only have a twin tip by the way - would love to get on a surfboard but think I have to get a bit better first... Don't think I could ride (?) faky (?what do you call it in kiting? Backside? I dunno...?).

Can I just jam straps on an old surfboard? I'm guessing probably not... How much does a kiting surfboard cost. Is there any difference? And is it uber-hard to learn to go strapless? (yes I have been watching unknown road and intend to kite like ben Wilson by the end of the year..... Sha right!!!)
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