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PostSubject: Makes me laugh every time   Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:59 am




Come on, post your favorite vids up here! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:54 pm

Jeez your a boring bunch of *****

Nobody's got a link to a funny video? Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:49 pm

Apparently nobody can find anything as funny as your video! Everything I can think of is so lame by comparison Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:04 pm

My best effort for now...

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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:11 pm

Brilliant....for a 1st effort! Wink
Anyone else?
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:16 am

Not seen that wipeout course before, it's well xtreme.!! LOL...... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:00 pm

Well I was going to post one about Total Wipeout but since someone else beat me to it, here you go. Fish and rice cakes.

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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:40 pm

You probably seen this guy before but if not, I think he is really funny.

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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:57 pm

Old one but love the adopted one!

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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Wed Apr 06, 2011 7:59 pm

keep em coming
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:53 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:06 pm

scotty33 wrote:
Golf carts are dangerous

http://www.youtube.com/user/failplanet?oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fuser%2Ffailplanet#p/u/4/_txOTG3wnfI

and you should see the scooters...

Brilliant!
Laughed all the way through that!
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:35 pm

Someone reminded me of this the other day... Makes me laugh until a small amount of wee comes out! Crank it for muchous enjoyment...

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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:15 pm

Do the helicopter jig yeah!! Hahaha.

This one cracks me up every time
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:57 am

That wipeout course looks AMAZING! There should be a theme park based around that. Althought it'd probably only be open for a month before it was closed down due to an insurance claim or something silly.

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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:36 pm

don't try this at home kids:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA5-acVeLSI
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:15 am

Not sure how entertained 'normal' people are by poor motion capture, silly walks & dodgy rigging



...willing to admit that I'm easily amused Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:24 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:29 pm

See that video of you crawling across the road before Marc, fame at last!
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:35 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:39 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:54 pm

Thats a classic!

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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Mon Sep 26, 2011 2:36 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:03 am

Here we go...

Big-boobed beach babes fire clay pigeons into the surf while shotgun wielding surfers ride the waves and blast willy-nilly. They should have made it an Olympic sport!




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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:33 pm



Church Ladies With typewriters . . ......
They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow..
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered...
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM . All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM . The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.

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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:34 am



You'll need the sound on for this one, the guys laughing crack me up!
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:56 pm

Classic Girl fail
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:59 am

What an amazing story!!

In 1972, Joe Miller was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Tulsa Junior College .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Joe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.... As carefully and as gently as he could, Joe worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to Joe, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Joe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.

Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Joe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Thirty years later, Joe was walking through the Tulsa Zoo with his family. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Joe and his family were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Joe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times, then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1972, Joe could not help wondering if this was the same elephant... Joe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Joe's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:48 am

Awww, I thought it was going to b a lovely story! :-(

But it did make me laugh.
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:53 pm

blast wrote:
What an amazing story!!

That really did make me laugh out loud!! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:07 pm

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa. "I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied. He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his Curly Wurly into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight and he shot his chewy centre. But 3 days later his sherbert dib-dab started to itch.Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got f**kin Allsorts !?!
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:32 pm

Just laughed soooo hard at the elephant joke! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:53 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:50 pm

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker

steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.





"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.

When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.

I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit

here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing!



But enough about me, how's your day going?"





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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:51 pm

Martial from Genetrix sent me this one......

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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:11 pm

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:58 pm

Laughing


A Piece of Black Tarmac walks into a bar and shouts, ' I'm the hardest barstard in here'. Barman says 'Calm down mate, of course you are, you're a piece of tarmac! 'Then a piece of Red tarmac walks in and says ' I'll fight any git in here. Who wants a beating?' Black Tarmac stays silent. The barman says to the Black tarmac 'why didn't you say anything? i thought you wanted a fight?' Black tarmac replies 'I'm not messing with that one, he's a chuffin cyclepath.'
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:09 pm

that kung fu one is amazing - there's tears coming down my cheeks! amAZing!
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:36 am

S**t Skiers say...
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:40 am

Brilliant, think I may start a whole shit people say thread Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:42 am

I think they deserve one Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:27 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Makes me laugh every time   Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:24 pm

Laughing Laughing awesome... And bang on lol...
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